Thursday, March 15, 2007

Daily Guano Award #1


Welcome to the Daily Guano. Guano is defined as bird or bat droppings. More bluntly, Guano is batshit.

This is a new blog where I'll catalogue the batshit crazy rantings of our own American Taliban.

Rev. Rusty Lee Thomas


Today's Guano comes to us from Rev. Rusty Lee Thomas of Elija Ministries.

Some choice quotes from his Guano worthy press release:



No one dares to have the moral courage like General Pace to say the self-evident truth, lest they face the fierce wrath of the sodomites and the moral cowardice of his feminized peers.


*SNIP*


How long will the men of this nation stand by and cower as abortion, homosexuality, and this wicked culture kill, molest, and indoctrinate our children?



Congratulations Rusty! You're our first Guano!

2 comments:

linuxlouis said...

Dear Scott,
I figured you'd be another anonymous faceless coward, that's what you and your ilk are all about, cowardice and displacing accountability.

I find it amazing that homosexual men act like women, yet proclaim that they 'are the same.' Homosexual women act like men, yet proclaim they 'are the same.'

What 'is the same' is that all homosexuals are confused and don't know anything about reality.

"tall people" were born with a specific gene, "white and black people" were born with specific genetics. "homosexuals" make a 'choice.'

What proof do you have elsewise?

I didn't think so.

Kelly said...

The guy who commented above me is an infamous bigot who is constantly guilty of making flimsy attempts to cover his homophobia under a blanket of fundamental christian rhetoric.

He also believes that the earth is less than 10,000 years old and that evolutionary theory is a 'conspiracy' cooked up by atheists. Hahahaha!

Crack pot anyone?

Don't worry about him :)