tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306790452086642832011-06-07T23:39:59.060-07:00gua·no (gwä'nō) Pronunciation Key n. pl. gua·nos A substance composed chiefly of the dung of sea birds or bats, accumulated along certain coastal areas or in caves and used as fertilizer. Translation: Batsh*t. Here you can find all the batsh*t crazy statements from our own American Taliban.Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12079983043190031994noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1730679045208664283.post-31761511202471013892007-04-05T16:45:00.000-07:002007-04-05T16:55:22.790-07:00<p style="font-family: arial;">While in Damascus on Wednesday, Pelosi announced she had told Syrian President Bashar al-Assad that Israel was prepared to negotiate with Syria. That prompted Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's office to underline the Jewish state's preconditions for such talks -- including that Syria abandon its "support for terrorist groups."</p><span style="font-family: arial;" id="midArticle_4"></span> <p style="font-family: arial;">Cheney, pointing to the Israeli reaction, said it was obvious Olmert had not authorized the message Pelosi delivered.</p><span style="font-family: arial;" id="midArticle_5"></span> <p style="font-family: arial;">"It was a non-statement, nonsensical statement and didn't make any sense at all that she would suggest that those talks could go forward as long as the Syrians conducted themselves as a prime state sponsor of terror," the vice president said on the Rush Limbaugh radio show.</p><span style="font-family: arial;" id="midArticle_6"></span><span style="font-family: arial;"> "<span style="font-weight: bold;">I think it is, in fact bad behavior on her part. I wish she hadn't done it</span>," Cheney said. "Fortunately I think the various parties involved recognize she doesn't speak for the Untied States in those circumstances, she doesn't represent the administration."<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">Um....You're goddamn right she doesn't represent the Administration. That's why she won her election rather than steal it (twice). That's why she's trying to do something about the quagmire you put us in, oh great Architect/Puppet-Master/Wild Game Hunting Enthusiast.<br /><br />Meanwhile, on 20 Billion Dollar Pyramid:<br /><br />Billy Crystal:<br /></span></span><ul><li>Made up reports of WMDs</li><li>Giving away secret identities for political gain</li><li>Real-Life Super villain<br /></li><li>Elitist lying swine</li></ul>Hapless Contestant:<br /><ul><li>Dick Cheney!?!</li></ul>Dick Clark:<br /><ul><li>Duh!</li></ul>------------------------------------<br />Prof.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1730679045208664283-3176151120247101389?l=dailyguano.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jaaybugnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1730679045208664283.post-13029113447025334692007-03-15T11:13:00.000-07:002007-03-15T11:23:07.253-07:00<div align="center"><br /></div><div align="left">Welcome to the Daily Guano. Guano is defined as bird or bat droppings. More bluntly, Guano is batshit.<br /><br />This is a new blog where I'll catalogue the batshit crazy rantings of our own American Taliban. </div><div align="left"> </div><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.elijahmin.com/images/298RustyT-sm.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"><em>Rev. Rusty Lee Thomas</em><br /></p><p align="left"><br />Today's Guano comes to us from Rev. Rusty Lee Thomas of <a href="http://www.elijahmin.com/">Elija Ministries</a>.<br /><br />Some choice quotes from his <a href="http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/942122492.html">Guano worthy press release</a>:<br /><br /><br /></p><blockquote><br /><p><em>No one dares to have the moral courage like General Pace to say the self-evident truth, lest they face the fierce wrath of the sodomites and the moral cowardice of his feminized peers.</em></p><br /><p><em>*SNIP*</em></p><br /><p><em>How long will the men of this nation stand by and cower as abortion, homosexuality, and this wicked culture kill, molest, and indoctrinate our children?</em></p></blockquote><br /><p><em></em></p><br /><p>Congratulations Rusty! You're our first Guano!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1730679045208664283-1302911344702533469?l=dailyguano.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12079983043190031994noreply@blogger.com2